2--I sent my son to soccer practice wearing his dirty socks from last week. See #1. I did spray them with fabric softener and fluff them in the dryer.
3--Yesterday while giving review notes, I said "here's a throwback to the beginning of our unit." To which one of my students replied, "Don't ever say that again." I don't know what came over me.
4--The messiest room in our house right now is the master bedroom. The floor is covered with clothes and other random things that really don't belong in that room. I feel like a hypocrite when I tell my kiddos to pick up their rooms.